Robert Pattinson photographed with Joe Jonas’ girlfriend

Cashing in on his success playing a brooding metaphor for Mormonism in Twilight, Robert Pattinson took actress Camilla Belle (10,000 BC) out for lunch yesterday in Venice, California. One catch: Camilla is dating Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. Turns out purity rings are no substitute for a non-celibate penis. Ouch. That said, you know who’s probably more upset about this? Jesus. But only because of his deep, factual hatred of the British. (Thinks they’re “kinda gay.”)

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