Paris Hilton doesn’t have time for heartache, or decorum

by Jake





Paris Hilton isn’t taking her split with Benji Madden late last week sitting down. In fact, she celebrated the break-up by prancing around dressed as some kind of slutty meter maid for the opening of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge at the Viper Room in L.A. on Sunday night. Good for you, Paris; after being a relationship that couldn’t be captured in its entirety on a sex tape for once in your life, your reputation was in serious danger. People might have started thinking that you weren’t a walking magnet for every penis within a two-mile radius. And with America’s current financial crisis, there’s no telling how that might effect the Dow Jones. Way to serve your country, Paris. You’re practically George Washington. With bigger tits.

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Photos: WENN


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