Kinky Fun With Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge

Here’s the Hills’ Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge at the Virgin Airlines event. I have to say, these two are beginning to grow on me in a big, big way! Lauren reminds me Marcia Brady – who I’ve always had a crush on – and Audrina, well… she reminds of a slutty lesbian. Yup fellas, in case you were wondering, that’s what a slutty lesbian looks like. Anyway, I’d love to get down and dirty with these two and have some seriously kinky fun. And what I mean by kinky, is that I’d make Audrina shave Lauren’s stubbly pits, while I apply the shaving cream … with my tongue!