Katie Price is goddamn ridiculous

Katie “Jordan” Price went to Ripley’s Believe it or Not museum last night wearing a see-through dress and what appear to be Granny panties. If that’s not erotic to you guys, then I need to stop huffing glue at my desk. Anyway, I also included shots of her new clothing line launch: KP Equestrian. I’m not even fazed by her outfit but I’m trying to figure out who the hell handed Katie Price money to design clothing for slutty equestrians? Frankly, I wasn’t aware there’s a large population of promiscuous female jockeys out there, but on that note, I need to see a man about a horse. I mean, a lady. A lady.