Katie Price doesn't give book signing her all

Katie Price showed up for another book signing yesterday for “Jordan: Pushed to the Limit.” Maybe it’s me, but Katie just seemed to be going through the motions. Yeah, she brought her surgically-reduced but still mammoth chest, but unlike her Valentine’s Day signing there were no gratuitous nipple slips. Way to go, Katie. Now what do I tell the children? I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure nipples are an essential part of promoting literacy. I mean, I read all kinds of stuff thanks to the strip club. Mostly the word “Hate” on the bouncer’s knuckle when they realize I’m tipping the girls with scratched-off lottery tickets, but you get the picture: It’s all about the kids.