Jessica Alba & Scarlett Johansson: The Ultimate Lesbian Fantasy

I don’t know how they did it, but Elle Magazine managed to score both Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson to attend their 14th Annual Women in Hollywood event. I’ve been trying for years to get these two (hell, I’d even settle for just one) to attend my Annual Celebrity Bang-a-thon For The Needy, but they won’t return my calls. And surely that’s more important than some pretentious Elle Magazine event. I guess Jessica and Scarlett just aren’t very charitable people.