Gerard Butler moves in on Travis Barker’s ex

Almost as a direct response to Travis Barker blogging/whining about her not visiting him enough in the hospital, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler publicly hooked up with Scottish actor Gerard Butler at an LA club last night. Ouch. Nothing like sitting in a hospital bed with a charred wiener while your ex has crazy slow-motion sex on top of an elephant with the star of 300.

GERARD: This. Is. SPARTA! – And I’ll call you.
SHANNA: But you don’t have my number.
GERARD: Aye, that’s a wee bonny lass. Have a ya seen me kilt?
SHANNA: Are you pretending to only speak Scottish so you don’t have to call me?
GERARD: Begorra! …. Yes.