Cindy Crawford Attempts The Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose

Now even though the angle of the shot and Cindy Crawford’s back arch isn’t quite right, I’ll still give her credit for the attempt. Hey, Cindy’s in her forties now so I’ll cut her a little slack. Also, as you guys know, I saw Cindy in person and she is by far the hottest living specimen I have ever seen in my life, so there’s no reason to be picky. Anyway, here she is with her husband and George Clooney and friends living it up on some yacht that you will never be able to afford.