Young Hollywood Celebrities

Ciara must not be selling records anymore, here she is appearing naked in the October issue of Vibe magazine. Do whatcha gotta do.

Granted Hayden Panettiere is nearly a pro, Ashley Tisdale has alot to learn from Hayden and Miley Cyrus. First you have to accidentally leak half nude pix of yourself out or getting caught licking your girlfriends boob. Get started on that, the next step is rehab

Christina Aguilera’s hair isn’t even blonde anymore, it’s Playboy whorish white. Come on Christina your usually my favorite. And your pink lipstick? Today is a sad day

According to reports Michael Jackson is dating Pamela Anderson, yes you read that right.

Pamela Anderson, 41, was reportedly seen out on two ‘dates’ in Malibu with pop legend Michael Jackson, 50, sparking rumors they may be romantically involved. A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror: “It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger. Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date. They arrives separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks at the bar. They were very friendly. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”

Ok this is seriously the weirdest couple Hollywood could ever dream up, i can’t even wrap my mind around that. Michael Jackson is banging Pamela Anderson lolz

Singer Alanis Morissette revealed when she went on tour with Vanilla Ice in 1991 she was demanded not to look at Vanilla Ice directly in the eyes.

‘I was instructed not to look him in the eye and that was my first experience of honouring someone’s privacy to the point where you look away when they come near you,’ she told Virgin Radio.

Wow and to think he now bags my groceries and even takes them to my car for me, nice guy. He’ll get a kick out of this old story. I’m just kidding as everybody knows he doesn’t bag groceries, he works as a Fluffer in the adult industry.

It feels weird not to trash Britney Spears anymore. I’m so use to her beating people with umbrellas or showing us where babies come from, good for her. By the way does anybody else find it funny what her bikini bottom says?

Remember Robin Hibbard from MTV’s Real World? She was always kind of thick but still fine as hell? Look at her now! She’s in great shape but i still prefer the old Robin.

John McCain’s just announced pick for Vice President Sarah Palin has already had some trouble, besides asking what does a Vice President do? She also has a 17 year old child that’s pregnant. See what Juno does?

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s announcement Monday about her daughter Bristol was aimed at rebutting Internet rumors that Palin’s youngest son, born in April, was actually her daughter’s. Palin said her daughter intends to raise her child and marry the baby’s father, identified in news reports as Levi Johnston, 18, of Wasilla, a high school hockey player whom Bristol has dated for about one year. The baby is due in late December.

Sorry Mr. McCain, you was this close! Not really but whatever. Don’t worry no more politics today, boobies coming up!

Wow don’t even look at the huge fake boobs, look at her face! Jodie Marsh is only 29 years old according to Wikipedia.

Actor David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction. Not cocaine or alcohol, he likes banging his wife a little too much.

In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding, “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

The actor’s publicist, Flo Grace, confirmed the rehab report, which first appeared on People.com.

I guess i can understand since he has kids. I can see him at the park playing with his family trying to get a mouth hug from his wife at the same time, keep it in the pants homeboy.