Brooke Hogan’s Got Huge Pythons!

Since Brooke Hogan makes me question my sexuality, I don’t like to do many posts on her. However, after seeing that revealing dress she wore at the Grammys last night, her store-bought boobies have changed everything. It’s the first time I don’t see a Hulkamaniac when I look at her, and it’s also the first time I wouldn’t mind those 24-inch pythons running wild on me. (Pythons meaning breasts, because I’m sure her arms could still crush me.)