Young Hollywood Celebrities

Kim Kardashian and her sister Khloe continued their Amazonian assault on fashion by stopping by the Jimmy Choo Launch Event today in Australia. Hopefully these photos will restore your eyesight after the Amy Winehouse post. My peepers healed so much I actually grew a third one. No, wait, that’s a zit. I really need to stop cleaning my face with a Whopper. Holy shit, I think it blinked. Somebody tell The Geekologie Writer to meet me in the bathroom. STAT! Oh, and also tell him I don’t need the Hooker Disintegration Ray this time. But keep it primed and set on “Whoops! Forgot you were in the trunk.”

Let’s take a moment and thank the dude who took these photos of Halle Berry’s breasts. I don’t know if he was on a balcony or dangling from a rooftop like some superhero but job well done sir.

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Here’s Miranda Kerr at The Sydney Australian Fashion Week wearing some clothes which is a shock considering recently here on Hollywood Tuna I’ve been posting mostly nudes of her. It’s a nice change of pace, that is if you’re a woman who is not a lesbian which doesn’t exist cause all girls are secretly lesbians, even if they deny it. At least that’s what a lesbian once told me.

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Photos: Flynet

Welcome to another exciting edition of “Amy Winehouse’s Batshit Front Door Theater.” In this installment, Amy shows off her new love bite. She claims it’s a gift from her incarcerated husband Blake during this morning’s visit. Unfortunately, Amy was never taught the difference between a hickey and an attempted stab wound from a prison shank. But sometimes you just gotta let a girl have her moment - until she passes out from infection.